CHE BELLO thinks you’re an asshole.

November 3, 2009 at 11:41 am (Uncategorized)


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from PeopleofWalmart.com

A) I’ll bet you all the money you’ve saved from your recession-depressed job building mobile homes for your hundreds of incestuous cousins with rat-tails that I’ve grabbed more tits in the past year than you have in your lifetime. Why else do you think homos would befriend so many women?

B) We drink beer too, you idiot. (Except not this one.) In fact, since we are more educated and have better jobs because we aren’t content with being morons and living in Momma’s basement our whole lives getting fat off of biscuits and gravy, we get to drink the good expensive stuff.

In short:

MARTINIS AND COCKS, MY LIFE FUCKIN’ ROCKS!

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3 Comments

  1. Radio Matthew said,

    Hmm…I might buy your shirt.

  2. dot said,

    LIKE.

  3. josh said,

    Thank Gawd I AM queer! Bewbz?! Sick!

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