CHE BELLO’s sage advice.

July 29, 2008 at 3:44 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , )

This one goes out to all my fellow homos: when straight people have to have endoscopic procedures, stay away from them during the few hours afterwards when they discuss every aspect of how uncomfortable it was. Because, inevitably, they will ask you how you’d like it if someone shoved their finger in there and started groping around.

And you will have the urge to say “Just a finger? I hope you felt your money hit you on the back on your way out!”

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