For the past week I’ve had at least one person every day reach my site through search engine results for “peen.”
Pick up your jaws, dear readers, as I am likewise shocked.
Now don’t get me wrong, I welcome the peen-searchers. Lookin’ for a little peen now and then never hurt anybody. But I don’t understand how they’re getting here, as I’ve never used that word on my blog (as confirmed by a Google site-specific search). But since you peen-searchers are here anyway, I’ll give you a tip: it’s much more likely that you’ll find said peen if you use a search term other than peen. You know, something erotic that’s actually used by people, unlike peen. Check urbandictionary.com for some alternatives, as I refuse to profane the good name of Che Bello with such filthy syllables.
Oh, and, by the way, I found some peen for you, peen-searchers: