Do you see that gorgeous hunk of Scottish glory? He who is known simply as “Che Bello’s future husband?” I’ve read very disturbing news about the outrageously handsome CBFH — he does all of his own stunts and has repeatedly put his life in danger for his films. ( Do you hear that?! Danger befall CBFH?! ::faints:: )
The story is here, but I’ll warn you that your heart may stop beating when you read of CBFH almost drowning in the ocean off Australia while filming Nim’s Island, or running through explosions and live gunfire for his current project Game. I hope you’ll all join me in a moment of quiet reflection on how ugly the world would instantly become were something unfortunate to befall dear CBFH.