Need to lose a few pounds? Here’s a little secret.
The quickest way to get yourself in shape is to find an incredibly annoying roommate. Every time he comes home, put on your sneakers and take your happy little behind over to the gym. You can take out aggression on the treadmill as opposed to his face, which would likely lead to assault charges. I never thought something good would come from having a roommate who represents (and celebrates) absolutely everything I hate about modern gay culture, but I suppose I was wrong.