CHE BELLO’s fitness advice.

May 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm (Uncategorized)

Need to lose a few pounds? Here’s a little secret.

The quickest way to get yourself in shape is to find an incredibly annoying roommate. Every time he comes home, put on your sneakers and take your happy little behind over to the gym. You can take out aggression on the treadmill as opposed to his face, which would likely lead to assault charges. I never thought something good would come from having a roommate who represents (and celebrates) absolutely everything I hate about modern gay culture, but I suppose I was wrong.

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3 Comments

  1. Radio Matthew said,

    I’m moving in with my boyfriend soon. He can get under my skin sometimes…so I’ll take your advice. Thanks 🙂

  2. Stephen said,

    Perfect advice! I’ve been looking for the right motivation to get my ass to the gym. Best of luck with the roommate.

  3. David said,

    @Matthew – Here’s hoping your relationship with the bf is much much better than mine is with the roommate! Maybe you can drag him to the gym with you?

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