“Just because you go to the dollar store, doesn’t mean that you are poor. Just last week I saw a brand new corvette pull into the dollar store. Perhaps they owned the store, but it doesn’t matter. You can find a variety of different Thanksgiving decorations there.”
– an excerpt from a blog post by Shannon Frye, whose writings have been entertaining my boyfriend with their amazing insights and poor paragraph structure for quite a while. (Trust me, he’s been sending me pieces all evening.)
Disclaimer: This post may or may not have been written solely to satisfy Patrick:
“But I don’t want to make fun of her…”
“Because it isn’t nice!
“Since when do we not make fun of people?”